What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why did my 2001 4.6 liter Mustang GT V8 make "only" 260 HP while today's base Dodge 3.6 liter V6 churns out almost 300 HP? Both benefit from fuel injection and ECUs.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

Do any members of BTS have significant others in real life? If so, why do they choose not to discuss it publicly?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do untreated borderlines always blame their partners when they actually think they are normal?

Dr No

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You found a love potion, and your friend tried to use it on an attractive popular girl, but he accidentally dropped it on the neighbors dog. Now the dog won't stop following him. How would you help him?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Can one still satisfy the desires of Black women with a more discreet endowment?"?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Live and Let Die

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

AI could unleash 'deep societal upheavals' that many elites are ignoring, Palantir CEO Alex Karp warns - Fortune

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

You Only Live Twice

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Libtards argue Obama deported more people than Trump, but if that were true why weren't they comparing Obama to Idi Amin?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.