What movies have not aged well?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
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From Russia With Love
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
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-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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